You remember the Ab Force belt.  You saw the infomercials in 2001, and you wanted one.  Well, I ordered one.  Of course it didn’t work.  I never had abs of steel without any effort.  Or with effort, for that matter.

Anyway, I got a surprise settlement check in the mail last week as part of a class action law suit regarding the Ab Force.  Turns out a judge ordered one too, and it didn’t work for him either.

$17.89.

I’m going to stay up tonight watching infomercials, so I know where to reinvest my money.