You remember the Ab Force belt. You saw the infomercials in 2001, and you wanted one. Well, I ordered one. Of course it didn’t work. I never had abs of steel without any effort. Or with effort, for that matter.
Anyway, I got a surprise settlement check in the mail last week as part of a class action law suit regarding the Ab Force. Turns out a judge ordered one too, and it didn’t work for him either.
I’m going to stay up tonight watching infomercials, so I know where to reinvest my money.